Puscifer!

a) Everyone in my car on the way to the concert just smelled really really nice.
b) Puscifeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Maynard James Keenan is amazing and so is the rest of the band members we saw, especially Carina Round, who was singing accompanying vocals and just all round awesome as hell.

Stick The Landing

No-one on TV crime shows ever says 'good bye', they barely say 'thank you'.
It's all just 'yep' *bleep*, 'right' *bleep*, 'OK' *bleep*, or 'wait, did you hear something...?' *blam blam blam!* 'urgh!' *bubbly breathing... bleep*.

None of this 'OK, yep, well I guess I'd better let you go, oh you're still talking...' malarkey.

Scientists Baffled!

Having had no plans to do this at all until I pulled up in front of the building, five minutes before the library was due to close I just wandered in, picked up the first interesting looking book and then wandered out again.

Two hours later I was finished the book.
And wanted another.
But the library was closed.
Dammit.

Professional Scheduling

Thanks boss, you continue to be awesome :-)

Overcompensating

I might have gone a little overboard...

Either Way... Worrying...

Uh, kitty, I need my face holes for air breathing! You've covered all of my face holes!

No Mercy

You guys are KILLING me!

It was one of those nights where everyone snorts their drink out of their nose at least once :-D

Whim Fulfilled

Sometimes you just want to watch a particular movie and what are the odds of it being on sale in the limited selection they have at the supermar- Oh, they have it? Excellent!

Thanks, universe!

Goddamn Sports Bras

You get the first hook latched and then you move onto the second and just when you almost have the third latched the second one comes undone and as you're re-latching that one the FIRST one goes and aljksdalfkjsdljfldkjlsadkfj!

Blustery

It was more than a little startling!
Though out of all of the Addams Family I always did think I'd make a rather good Cousin Itt.
I'm about the right height for one thing...

Stupid Summer Nights

In my defence, yes I am lazy but my air-conditioner is 3 metres off the floor on the wall above my kitchen sink. To turn it on I need to lug a ladder in from the back room, climb up it and turn some antiquated knobs.
Then I either have to lug the ladder back into the back room and then back AGAIN to turn off the air-conditioner later when it is no longer required and then back into the back room again OR leave the ladder there and risk walking into it during the night on my way to the bathroom.

And those are 'it's way too hot at midnight' lines in the second panel, NOT stink lines!

Last Night's Dreams

Yep, they were pretty awesome.
And yes, I am hitting zombies in the face with frying pans.
I had a spear originally too but it got stuck in one of the zombies when it fell into the moat.

With Friends Like These...

Thaaaaanks buddy.
I went in for a nice safe shoulder hug - his shoulders were dry - and I got scooped in for a big full body soaking :-P

Bleeeeeeeeeeeergh!

Every day this week.
Why am I doing this to myself?

A Nice Night In

Denethor, you absolute douche-nozzle!

PS. I've updated yesterday's entry to include the thing with the TARDIS I was trying to draw.
I got there in the end!

Damn TARDISES! TARDII...?

One day I'm going to learn how perspective works. One day...

Update: And here's the thing I was trying to draw a TARDIS for :-)
One of my friends has her birthday on Valentine's Day and I made her a card.

Untrained Brain

The amount of time I spend daydreaming I am about 70% convinced that one day I'll snap out of it only to discover I'm 47 and I've missed out on doing anything good because I was imagining doing good stuff :-/

Craftily Concealed

You'd be amazed by how many things I temporarily lose because I've tucked them into my hair.
Well, maybe you wouldn't.
You must be getting a bit of a sense of how much of a dunce I am by now.

Hurry Up And Wait

She's doing well and all the staff took excellent care of her.
I'm glad I could be there.

That chart was super gross, I can't even describe how gross.
And yet I just kept looking back.

Tartan Tush Time

Fellas, do not underestimate how hot girls think dudes in kilts are.
We think they are very hot indeed.

Scheduling Conflict

I have been trying to get around to painting my nails for about a year now...

What? If you do it too close to bed you risk them getting smudged up or smearing nail polish on the sheets if it hasn't set yet and argh I'll do it later!

Always Read The Label

One quick drive to the supermarket for some eggs that WEREN'T over a month old and I got to finish making my hamburgers.
And they were delicious.

Winning Streak

Oh come on, shops!
All I want to do is buy a last minute gift for somebody who is hard to buy for!
Why can't you be open!?
And then she finally found one that was! Phew!

You See Me Rollin'

Yes, it's a nanna cart, what's with the giggling?
It's a great way to get your shopping around without breaking your arms off at the shoulder or losing circulation in your hands.
Poops to you guys, it's handy.

Petulant Applicant

Why should you hire me? Because I'm great and I can't be bothered explaining and omigod stop asking me questions!

Taking Care Of Business

Alright piles of laundry we couldn't be bothered to wash before, your time has come!

Shut up dishes, get in the motherf@#king sink!

Success!

Baby intact!
Baby slept through the night!
Adult in charge of baby might have woken up every hour or thereabouts to check baby was still breathing :-P

Responsible Adult!

My first solo infant baby-sitting! So much responsibility! DON'T BREAK THE BABY!

And as a bonus, something else I managed to do earlier today which shows I am CLEARLY the right person to put in charge of a baby.