Thursday, March 29, 2012

Behold!


You guys have seen this one, right?
You hold up the pointer finger on each hand, then smack your hands together and one finger 'magically' jumps to the next hand so that there are two fingers up on that hand.

Monday, March 26, 2012

The Difference


The non-fiction book was a gruelling trek across the desert with no water.
The fiction book was a skip across a spring time meadow!

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Friday, March 23, 2012

Eject Button


I have no idea why that happened!
Of course it might have something to do with all the times I've dropped it...
Down the stairs...
And how I stepped on it recently...

Thursday, March 22, 2012

But I'd Look Sexy With An Eyepatch


Safety Note: Do not carry a knife POINTING UPWARDS in the same hand as your mug if you are likely to take a sip from your mug.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Something's Not Right


It wasn't my alarm, it was a big-rig truck backing up. It was 2:30am 0_0
I went back to bed.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Question


How long would it take for me to be sure? It already feels like an eternity.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

The Margin Of Error


Any higher than that and you're doing a Sharon Stone every time you sit down.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Friday, March 16, 2012

Oh, Jeff...


I've said it before and I'll say it again, Coupling is like Friends if Friends were actually funny!

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Pantstastrophe


I've lost a bit of weight recently and some of my pants try to slip off when I sit down. Or bend. Or wear them...

Monday, March 12, 2012

Happiness Is Helium-Filled


My friend's kids are at the 'science' stage of childhood and they scientifically tied balloons to all of their toys to see which ones they could get to float :-D

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Telephone Tidy Time?


Honestly, I'm impressed my phone has room for all of those messages and hasn't started complaining about them yet.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Uncanny


So it's either time for a new laptop or, more probably, a weight lifting program.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

From Your Loving Children


No I didn't forget to draw cutlery. The cutlery is in one of those boxes.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Unforgiven


Look, I'm sorry I went away but it isn't like you weren't fed and played with! Sure, maybe they didn't let you roll in their hair but you shouldn't take things like that for granted.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder


It's amazing how naked you can feel without various bits of jewellery. It was a relief to put that ring back on.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

My Own...


Can you imagine how bad I would be if I'd actually bought the ring? The possessiveness? The unacknowledged concern that Sauron may actually be looking for me...

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Friday, March 2, 2012

NZ Trip: Day Seven


STOP BANGING ON THE GLASS, DICKBAGS!

All Lord of the Rings, all the time! (Except the little sheep and the kiwi I guess...)

Thursday, March 1, 2012

NZ Trip: Day Six


Best. Day. EVER!!!

They rebuilt Hobbiton to shoot The Hobbit so instead of empty house frames, we got to see a fully made up and absolutely amazing Hobbiton that looks like the hobbits have all just nipped out for a picnic!