Self-Control Negligible

Every long weekend!
And most regular weekends...

Movie Blues

When I say blue I don't mean 'sexually deviant', I mean the colour palette or filters or whatever they used for the movie. There were a lot of blue tones.
The writing was pretty weak but I still sniggered most of the time Guy Pearce was a wise-ass because I'm easy like that. Easy for sass.

Portal 2

The results of my scientific double-blind study show that dogs are just as obsessed by freshly dyed hair as cats are.
Due to the dog's greater size it wasn't actually able to roll about on my head in glee the way the cats are wont to do but it did spend a good hour trying to inhale all of my hair.

I am still not sure if this was supposed to be a date or not. I'm not going to fuss about it and will just assume we're mates unless evidence to the contrary arises.
Portal 2 is fucking awesome though so totally worth it.

Professional Jerk

That story was goddawful but sometimes you just can't bring yourself to make shitty small talk in a public venue with the people you need to make shitty small talk with at work.

Die Hard 4.0

I mean yeah the explosions were pretty cool but it's still not a spot on the original Die Hard.
That movie had some A-Grade sass.

Bonus: Here is a glorious song about Die Hard that will get jammed inside your brain :-D

The Curse Of The Editor

Tsh, it was getting all hot and heavy and then they used 'effect' instead of 'affect' and if that hadn't killed the mood, ugh that grocer's apostrophe would have!

The Dumbest Of Dumbos

DAMMIT BRAIN, I THOUGHT WE'D GOTTEN OVER THIS PARTICULAR F@#K UP YEARS AGO!
Luckily when I turned up at lunch time, everyone at work thought this story was hilarious, including my boss.