Design Flaw

Back and forth, up and down, vacuuming each crevice, unable to sweep the floor instead because dirt and dust and whatnot just falls into the stupid cracks.

When I built/buy my wonderful One Day house it will not have any gaps in any of the flooring.
None of that bull-twang.

There are DVDs in that entertainment unit and books on that bookcase but there already seemed to be too many lines in this comic already :-P

Oh Good

Yep.
Turn on the tap.
Wait a second.
Water is usually hot by now.
Wait a bit longer.
Crap.
Hot water service is out.

Update: I lit the pilot when I got home after work and it's all working fine, dang thing just got blown out over night or something.

You Little Shit(s)

Luckily I got to it before it had set and it came off fairly easily but I am still angry and vengeful like a god of old.

Lazy Day

I was sleepy.
Then I was hungry.
It was a pretty perfect day.

Long Live Burlesque

One lady did a strip tease tribute to Poison Ivy.
There were dances to Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson songs.
One girl started out dancing to Black Velvet by Alannah Myles and finished by dancing to the Batman TV theme song.
A couple of burly lads flexed their wares.
A tall drag queen mimed the opening song, then MC'd the night and finished by actually singing a fantastic selection of Frankenfurter songs from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
There were a few other acts as well, it was a pretty full night.

Boot Time

Yes, I know they were expensive but you have to let them get a bit dirty and battered or your feet are going to fall apart on the trek.

Innoculation Time

Yep, getting them all done on the one day was a fantastic idea!
One giant injection in one arm, two normal size injections in the other.
Ouch.