Same Old Story

Yep, every new pair of pants I buy usually needs about 20 cm hacked off the bottom.

Perfectly Normal Film

Yeah, you sneer but you can't walk away.
If his 'what the hell is going on?' eyebrows had been raised any higher I think they would have levitated clear off his head.

Mish Mash

I mean it would look awesome but I'm not sure if it's in my current budget.

Autopilot

I think I went into a trance... Ow, my fingers :-/

Oh Dear

Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, that's a big baby 0_0

Fed Up

I think the last month or two of pregnancy is designed to make you so desperate to have the baby out that you stop giving a damn about how ouchie the birth may be.

Band Names

I think Shinful of Arse's sound would best be described as wailing and cursing, possibly with some Irish fiddle thrown in to make it sound soulful.