Sunday, January 13, 2013

Metalhead Perks


Yep, I went to see Sabaton tonight and apart from the excellent music, well...

When the guys behind me headbanged the ends of their hair flipped over me and brushed the top of my head and fanned me.
The blonde guy in front of me with the tattoos and the muscles and the surfer hair? He spent a good part of the night bouncing up and down and wiggling about and giving me what amounted to a free lap dance.
Metal gigs, you don't know what you're missing out on, laydeez.

Probably this isn't everyone's experience of mosh pits.
I must just have been in the handsome, nice-smelling, well-behaved part of the crowd.

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