I probably wouldn't be quite this cool.
Once I'd established I wasn't being punked I would probably get rather emotional about the fact someone had been murdered, though I would leave myself some leeway to either be sad for a life cut short or get with the righteous anger if the victim turned out to be a terrible bastard.
Until the reality settled in though - possibly days later, I process events slowly - I'd be all logic and mild interest.
"Huh, guess I'd better call the police. There goes the rest of the day I expect. Better not touch anything. I wonder if I should take photos with my phone to preserve evidence just in case someone else turns up and wrecks the scene. But if I do that will they confiscate my phone as evidence? Because that would be shitty."
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