The Simple Things

I may be a little overly fond of soup but try this recipe (down the bottom) and tell me I'm wrong.

Traditions

Them's the rules.

What The Hell Is Step Two!?

Awesome Birth Partner Support Kit

Probably all she'll need is a hand to crush but it's reassuring to have this stuff on hand.

Dr Sketchy's

I've got a long way to go with my life drawing but I love it.

Butterfingers

*Slow clap*

The DVD Adventure

Oh the twists and turns of this tale!

Liar

Don't lie to me that it's already warm enough! My arms look like I've upholstered them in plucked chicken skin!

Pack Yaks!

We're going to have pack yaks! I'm going to Nepal! :-)

The Merry Widow

I'm not sure how I'd go with the 'Why. Won't. You. Just. Die!?' tragic operas but the light ones are adorable and so wonderfully performed!

Pork Chow Mein

And then she fell into the pot and came out in Magical Pork Chow Mein Narnia! Where she ate Mr Tumnus and the White Queen and then proceeded to terrorise the rest of the inhabitants of that magical land!

Whoa!

Oh my God! I can't believe they- I mean I *can*- I mean I really can but- I didn't think they *would* and then they *did* and OH MY GOD!

Baby Shower

You can really tell people who have had kids from people who haven't during games like 'Dress The Baby Blindfolded'.
For starters, actual parents very rarely pick the 'babies' up by their head in order to pull the singlet on with minimum fuss...

Genius!

I cut out around 40 little sperms!
Then I glued the faces of handsome men onto them so that the guests can pick their favourite dude with which to impregnate the giant egg!
The egg does not have a face. I kind of felt that would be a step too far... and kind of bukkake-ish...

Out Of The Frying Pan...

Yep, I just need some light entertainment to take my mind off all the emotional suspense and high-stakes drama of Supernatural... Oh hey,  Sons of Anarchy...

Stupid Hair

For an encore, the lady presents 'Where The Shitting Shit Are My Sunglasses!?'

Spoiler alert: They will also be cunningly concealed on her head!

The Barber Of Seville

It's amazing how much of this music is familiar just because of pop culture references or uses in other movies, TV shows et cetera.

The first panel here is my crack at depicting one of the sets which was a clever cut-away of two floors of a house.

Crack-knobbed Critter

I mean, he's adult-sized and looks healthy enough. You'd figure he wouldn't have made it that far without being eaten by a cat or starving to death if it was a life-long condition.

He's faceplanting way less at the end of the week than he was at the start so, fingers crossed.

PS. The bird isn't super huge, I'm just super bad at perspective and whatnot.

A Common Occurrence

Something something metal stud on my back pocket something something prominent rounded bootay something something repetitive wearing...

This Has Happened More Than Once, With Different People

I uh... I can get that myself, y'know.
I think you've got it all...
You can stop any time now...

The More You Know

Dad, how do you not know that's a word!? It's a great word!

Impulse Control

Oh god, I regret nothing! Except my exploded stomach!

Secret Skills

Maybe I should just give in and start looking for career opportunities in contract killing.

WHAT WAS THAT!?

I managed two laps of my circuit with all the rustling and funny noises but when I smelled the cap-gun smell I was OUT OF THERE!

Good News

Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! :-)

No Super Mario Skills Whatsoever

It was all full of coffee grounds and bullshit and I forgot I had the pipes out and used water to rinse the pipe I was holding that I was rinsing... I ranted about it a bit... A lot...

Inevitable Truths?

Yep. They'll find me about two weeks later when the smell starts to permeate to the outside world...

The Avengers!

The Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeengeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!

Milestones

Yep, we're grown ups 'n' shit.

Sick In Bed #2

*Cough up lung. Cry. Drink soda water. Burn up*

Sick In Bed

Going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!