Cure All

I mean obviously it can't fix broken legs or serious medical conditions but broadly speaking it's pretty good!

Sweet Relief!

It's hard to tell because I can't draw perspective that well but she had my right leg hooked over my body with her right hand under my right buttock as she used her left hand to push down on my right shin.
I feel freaking amazing compared to how I felt before the appointment!

Testing

I think her theory was that the 'acquired taste' relationship that some people have with alcohol might mean that after about a year and a half I would have un-acquired the taste for alcohol.
But no, it still smells like it wants me to drink it.

Take Two

Yep. Good call there, genius. Stretch that back.

Adjusting

Yes, she's been pregnant for 9+ months and obviously this was the intended end result but it is still really hard to wrap my head around.

Change

The pet area is on the other side of a pane of glass and you enter through another door from the outside of the building.
So you'll go in to the laundromat to do your washing and through the glass you can watch other people wrassling with their dogs and getting water shook all over them in complete safety.

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

If you leave it for more than a couple of days it forms actual tumbleweeds and starts wandering around the apartment...

Focus

No, you will not poke it just to make sure it's still attached!
Leave it alone!

Priorities

I don't need vegetables or protein when I have shoes and the capacity to watch movies!

Upgrade

It doesn't stop part-way through playing your DVD and go back to the menu screen! Or eject when you don't want it to! Or refuse to eject when you do want it to!
Amazing!

Mysterious Cities Of Gold

I mean she probably saw it a few times before it stopped running but she's too young to remember it very well.

This song. This song forever.

Oontz Oontz Oontz!

It feels like I should be going to a very athletic rave party...

Deal With It

Every time they do anything to the server we get bumped off it and it can take hours or HOURS for them to put us back on.

Temptation

So delicious!


Recipe here!

PS. If you do not wish to insert a deity, feel free to insert 'the universe'/'entropy'/'the programmers' or whatever you feel most appropriate.

I... What?

Why... wouldn't... Why wouldn't I wear a bra?
How is that even a question?
I was so stunned I didn't ask what she meant, whether properly fitted bras are important at altitude to avoid... injuries?
Who doesn't wear a bra when exercising?
I only take mine off to shower and sleep!

My Back!

What did I do to my stupid back!?

His Go-To Moves

Good start, kid, nice and belligerent.

Identity Assured

Every single time someone comes in to check on mother and baby or bring medication or do anything at all, they check every tag. Every time.

Also I'd like you to take a moment and appreciate how badly I remembered what nurses' uniforms look like. Or used to look like. Who wants to draw scrubs?

Finally!

He's so huge! But so tiny! :-D
Some of the other babies we saw being wheeled about took up maybe a third of their little cribs, he took up at least half.

On Standby

I'm not going to sit up all night like this, but I am going to wake up a bunch of times convinced I'm supposed to be somewhere.

Supply And Demand

Mine now.

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Great plan there guys. Way to be efficient.

Changing Of The Guard

I don't know where it all comes from but I know where it all goes.
To Hell.
OK, to a filing cabinet.
From Hell.

Alliance

The food and company was classy. The games and game mascot (sheepy!) were just nuts. It's why our family gets along so well with her family :-D
Also my brother brought some of his homemade Limoncello so the evening got pretty cheerful!

Same Old Story

Yep, every new pair of pants I buy usually needs about 20 cm hacked off the bottom.

Perfectly Normal Film

Yeah, you sneer but you can't walk away.
If his 'what the hell is going on?' eyebrows had been raised any higher I think they would have levitated clear off his head.

Mish Mash

I mean it would look awesome but I'm not sure if it's in my current budget.

Autopilot

I think I went into a trance... Ow, my fingers :-/

Oh Dear

Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, that's a big baby 0_0

Fed Up

I think the last month or two of pregnancy is designed to make you so desperate to have the baby out that you stop giving a damn about how ouchie the birth may be.

Band Names

I think Shinful of Arse's sound would best be described as wailing and cursing, possibly with some Irish fiddle thrown in to make it sound soulful.