Due Date

Come on, baby! What's the hold up!?

A Steady Decline

Sooooooooo embarrassed, you guys!

Yay!?

The whole saga is in this little bundle of posts but the main dealie is in this one and the 'long story short' is that I've not had any alcohol or caffeine for over a year since I got sick and now... well I'm still not quite sure what my doctor's position is.

Quilts!

I'm hoping that practise will make me less anxious about making mistakes but even if it doesn't I'll be an occasionally anxious person with a couple of nice quilts :-)

Squirm

Essentially, clothes designers really miss the chastity belt and this is the closest they can manage for those outside of the kink-minded community.

Crossing

I've drawn them poorly, but take it from me, Emu chicks are hilarious looking.

See? Like little stripey footballs!

Christmas in July in June

Imagine I drew about four times that amount of food and about five times that amount of people and you'll have a better idea of how we go in for Christmas.

Drained

I'm OK with needles, not in love with them, but whenever they take more than a certain amount of blood I get a touch light-headed.
It's annoying because I'm a healthy person with a good diet, I'm not anemic or wraith thin, but all but one of the times I've donated blood, I've had to stop partway through because I've gotten woozy.

In less pouty news, Brave is so pretty!

Unplanned

Verily, now is the time to par-tay!

The Final Countdown

Intimate

As mentioned before, I don't buy clothes often and I've never been very good at it.
I'm not used to wearing pants that fit, they feel sort of... clingy.

The Risks

What is really odd is when you're trying to walk around and they're walking around underneath you like you're their own personal fake shrub in a comedy movie that requires a character to sneak across the screen.

Girls' Weekend - Day Three

I go clothes shopping about once every two years when the stars align and everything fits and I can be arsed.

Girls' Weekend - Day Two

We also did a crossword! Because we're cray-zay!

Girls' Weekend - Day One

Girls weekend with my mother and sister! Yay!

So Close

This guy... ugh! He was our friend a few years ago before he relaxed and started acting like himself.
You know the type, making personal comments and then saying 'I was just joking', cracking the shits any time there was a conversation about things he didn't understand, general ass-hattery.
And yes, he seems to think it's OK to wear shirts so under-sized that they gape at every single button.

Strategy

I am a super-wuss but omigod I loved this movie! I LOVED THIS MOVIE! :-D

Results Are In

I *love* scarf weather :-)

Snap Crackle Pop

When my body tries to get wise, she's there to beat it back into line.

Furniture Workout

Interior decorator I am not, but I'm happy.

Gravid

You couldn't really see her head and legs when she was standing behind him, I'm a better photographer than that.
But only just.

Priorities

The party - which was very nice - was at his parents' house.
And look! Little ponies!

Dumping Ground

Oh the things I found in there!
Oh the work yet to still be done!

Temperature

Every day well into winter I'll think 'Eh, it's not too bad and it's warm in the bed' and will leave the windows open for 'just one more night'.

Timekeeping

It is amazing how late I am willing to be if a cat is curled up on or next to me.

News

Soon, douchey co-worker, soon we will be rid of you forever!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Security System

He said there were bits actually missing. Lord knows how it was working at all.

Orientation

Apparently giving birth is a very involved process. We're to expect a lot of yelling.

Yech!

She used to be so patient! Waiting for you to wake up before she demanded food!
Now if you oversleep even a little bit, nose in the mouth!

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

I missed you!