Screw You, Facebook

Screw you right in your ear.

Human Barometer

Tiny little ringlets all over my head which my Mother, of course, thinks is adorable.

Planning Ahead

It may seem counter-intuitive but the thing is I was kind of peckish and salt and vinegar anything is pretty much guaranteed to be delicious.

Update: I also forgot which side of the car the steering wheel is on. Derp.

Good Call

It was an excellent nanna nap.

Inferior Materials

This message brought to you by the fact that every now and then, without warning, eucalyptus trees try to drop branches on you.
Big branches.
No warning.

A Question Of Scale

Ugh! Fine! Next time I'll get you the 5 kg bag, OK!?

Crazy Pills

The physio gave me exercises, she told me that the best time to do them was after exercise because the muscles would be warmed up and responsive, I take my walk at lunch time, therefore I have to do my physio exercises at work.

More than more woman at work told me I was 'brave' for doing my exercises where people could see me, that they would never have dared, and then went on to explain how they were now permanently crippled.
IT WAS SO F#@&ING DEPRESSING!
You were so scared of looking a little silly in front of people who probably don't give two short shits about you that you let yourself end up with permanent injuries?
Why didn't you do the physio exercises when you were at home?
Oh, you didn't have time because you were taking care of your partner and/or children?
WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE TIME!?

So depressing.