Always Read The Label

One quick drive to the supermarket for some eggs that WEREN'T over a month old and I got to finish making my hamburgers.
And they were delicious.

Winning Streak

Oh come on, shops!
All I want to do is buy a last minute gift for somebody who is hard to buy for!
Why can't you be open!?
And then she finally found one that was! Phew!

You See Me Rollin'

Yes, it's a nanna cart, what's with the giggling?
It's a great way to get your shopping around without breaking your arms off at the shoulder or losing circulation in your hands.
Poops to you guys, it's handy.

Petulant Applicant

Why should you hire me? Because I'm great and I can't be bothered explaining and omigod stop asking me questions!

Taking Care Of Business

Alright piles of laundry we couldn't be bothered to wash before, your time has come!

Shut up dishes, get in the motherf@#king sink!

Success!

Baby intact!
Baby slept through the night!
Adult in charge of baby might have woken up every hour or thereabouts to check baby was still breathing :-P

Responsible Adult!

My first solo infant baby-sitting! So much responsibility! DON'T BREAK THE BABY!

And as a bonus, something else I managed to do earlier today which shows I am CLEARLY the right person to put in charge of a baby.