Friday, April 26, 2013

Oh Hey There, Addiction


I am weak weak weak weak and will have to start dealing with this soon because it's getting a wee bit ridiculous.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Them's The Breaks


Dogs smell like arse.
Wash dogs.
Dogs smell like sunshine and oats.
I smell like arse.
Wash me.
I smell like perfumed arse. At least for a few hours.
The universe is unkind.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

How To Tell The Season Is Turning


Yo, Lannisters and Starks and whoever else, winter is coming.
You know how I know? My bra is FREEZING in the morning!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Light Bends Time


And then she sat on her ass for like seven hours doing nothing because 'it'll be bed time soon'.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

An Abundance Of Cake


Yeah, I'm pretty relaxed about lunch time.
Weirds the people in the office out a bit but what are you going to do?

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Celebrating Right


People may have also tried to talk to me but seriously you guys, shut up and eat.