Thursday, February 28, 2013

Puscifer!


a) Everyone in my car on the way to the concert just smelled really really nice.
b) Puscifeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Maynard James Keenan is amazing and so is the rest of the band members we saw, especially Carina Round, who was singing accompanying vocals and just all round awesome as hell.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Stick The Landing


No-one on TV crime shows ever says 'good bye', they barely say 'thank you'.
It's all just 'yep' *bleep*, 'right' *bleep*, 'OK' *bleep*, or 'wait, did you hear something...?' *blam blam blam!* 'urgh!' *bubbly breathing... bleep*.

None of this 'OK, yep, well I guess I'd better let you go, oh you're still talking...' malarkey.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Scientists Baffled!


Having had no plans to do this at all until I pulled up in front of the building, five minutes before the library was due to close I just wandered in, picked up the first interesting looking book and then wandered out again.

Two hours later I was finished the book.
And wanted another.
But the library was closed.
Dammit.

Professional Scheduling


Thanks boss, you continue to be awesome :-)

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Either Way... Worrying...


Uh, kitty, I need my face holes for air breathing! You've covered all of my face holes!

Friday, February 22, 2013

No Mercy


You guys are KILLING me!

It was one of those nights where everyone snorts their drink out of their nose at least once :-D

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Whim Fulfilled


Sometimes you just want to watch a particular movie and what are the odds of it being on sale in the limited selection they have at the supermar- Oh, they have it? Excellent!

Thanks, universe!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Goddamn Sports Bras


You get the first hook latched and then you move onto the second and just when you almost have the third latched the second one comes undone and as you're re-latching that one the FIRST one goes and aljksdalfkjsdljfldkjlsadkfj!

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Blustery


It was more than a little startling!
Though out of all of the Addams Family I always did think I'd make a rather good Cousin Itt.
I'm about the right height for one thing...

Monday, February 18, 2013

Stupid Summer Nights


In my defence, yes I am lazy but my air-conditioner is 3 metres off the floor on the wall above my kitchen sink. To turn it on I need to lug a ladder in from the back room, climb up it and turn some antiquated knobs.
Then I either have to lug the ladder back into the back room and then back AGAIN to turn off the air-conditioner later when it is no longer required and then back into the back room again OR leave the ladder there and risk walking into it during the night on my way to the bathroom.

And those are 'it's way too hot at midnight' lines in the second panel, NOT stink lines!

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Last Night's Dreams


Yep, they were pretty awesome.
And yes, I am hitting zombies in the face with frying pans.
I had a spear originally too but it got stuck in one of the zombies when it fell into the moat.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

With Friends Like These...


Thaaaaanks buddy.
I went in for a nice safe shoulder hug - his shoulders were dry - and I got scooped in for a big full body soaking :-P

Friday, February 15, 2013

Thursday, February 14, 2013

A Nice Night In


Denethor, you absolute douche-nozzle!

PS. I've updated yesterday's entry to include the thing with the TARDIS I was trying to draw.
I got there in the end!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Damn TARDISES! TARDII...?


One day I'm going to learn how perspective works. One day...

Update: And here's the thing I was trying to draw a TARDIS for :-)
One of my friends has her birthday on Valentine's Day and I made her a card.


Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Untrained Brain


The amount of time I spend daydreaming I am about 70% convinced that one day I'll snap out of it only to discover I'm 47 and I've missed out on doing anything good because I was imagining doing good stuff :-/

Monday, February 11, 2013

Craftily Concealed


You'd be amazed by how many things I temporarily lose because I've tucked them into my hair.
Well, maybe you wouldn't.
You must be getting a bit of a sense of how much of a dunce I am by now.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Hurry Up And Wait


She's doing well and all the staff took excellent care of her.
I'm glad I could be there.

That chart was super gross, I can't even describe how gross.
And yet I just kept looking back.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Tartan Tush Time


Fellas, do not underestimate how hot girls think dudes in kilts are.
We think they are very hot indeed.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Scheduling Conflict


I have been trying to get around to painting my nails for about a year now...

What? If you do it too close to bed you risk them getting smudged up or smearing nail polish on the sheets if it hasn't set yet and argh I'll do it later!

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Always Read The Label


One quick drive to the supermarket for some eggs that WEREN'T over a month old and I got to finish making my hamburgers.
And they were delicious.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Winning Streak


Oh come on, shops!
All I want to do is buy a last minute gift for somebody who is hard to buy for!
Why can't you be open!?
And then she finally found one that was! Phew!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

You See Me Rollin'


Yes, it's a nanna cart, what's with the giggling?
It's a great way to get your shopping around without breaking your arms off at the shoulder or losing circulation in your hands.
Poops to you guys, it's handy.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Petulant Applicant


Why should you hire me? Because I'm great and I can't be bothered explaining and omigod stop asking me questions!

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Taking Care Of Business


Alright piles of laundry we couldn't be bothered to wash before, your time has come!

Shut up dishes, get in the motherf@#king sink!

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Success!


Baby intact!
Baby slept through the night!
Adult in charge of baby might have woken up every hour or thereabouts to check baby was still breathing :-P

Friday, February 1, 2013

Responsible Adult!


My first solo infant baby-sitting! So much responsibility! DON'T BREAK THE BABY!

And as a bonus, something else I managed to do earlier today which shows I am CLEARLY the right person to put in charge of a baby.