It's Just The Same, Right?

No? Oh, well I like it.
Some people are having a lot more trouble coming to terms with my new diet restrictions than I am.
It's OK, buddies, you're going to get through this. I'm here for you.

How's The Serenity?

It was gorgeous. The air was clear, the light was soft and everywhere you looked, jewelled spiderwebs :-)

Impasse

Yes, I cannot draw birds, I know :-P

The bird actually looked like this:

Tsk Tsk Tsk

Young lady and/or man, I hope you're thinking seriously about your actions!

Full Of What?

Seriously, you tell me that someone has a 'full' mouth and this is the first thing I will think.

The Real Benefits Of Adulthood

No stick left behind!
OK, I don't really keep all of them.
Just the really good ones.

Misleading

I didn't eat it all myself, I swear!

Is That The Word You Were Thinking Of?

It is now!

A Special Bond

You don't understand. It's the perfect weight, shape and texture!
And I'll replace it with a spoon of equal or greater value, so it isn't stealing.
I just know nobody will appreciate it the way I do.

Paper!

Have you ever seen such a thing!?

It's All Downhill From Here, Man

Game over! Game over!

This Makes Me Hip, Right?

Down with the jiggy?

That's Not Helpful

Incoherent gibberish and half-formed sentences, that's all you get.

Give Her A Minute

She'll work it out.
OK, maybe a few minutes.
You know what, maybe you should come back tomorrow.

It's At Least In The Top Ten

I'm responsible most of the time...

Dye-Based Derp

Guess who's wearing her hair swept forward like a teenager who thinks YOU JUST DON'T GET HER for a couple of days until this scrubs/wears off? Yep. Yep yep.

Yes, That Would Be A Good Thing

No! No! No, it wouldn't! I change my mind! I take it back! Say I don't  need them! Argh!

Nice Skills, Pretty L337

That's how the kids are saying it these days, right?

I'm Sorry!

I don't know why I think these things, let alone share them!

Unrepentant

I own my actions and my people, they know where I'm coming from.

Freckle Past A Hair

I know the watch isn't there. I KNOW it! And yet even as I acknowledge that, my wrist turns.
Learned behaviour patterns cannot be unlearned, ey Pavlov?

My Logic Is Sound...

...It's just wrong.

How About Now?

... How about now?

Feline Fascinations

Some of them are... kinda strange.

No Offence, Fella

Didn't see you there.

A Pre-emptive Strike

Stop the war before it starts, that's what I say.

Lord Of The Perpetual Viewing... I Mean Rings!

If I could have these movies on in a constant loop without it sending me worryingly mental, I would.

Sweep Sweep Sweep

Sweep sweep sweep!

It's The Simple Things

I'm sure you're enjoying yourself, kitty, and I respect that but can we work out some kind of schedule!?

Inconvenient Knowledge

I can't un-know this!

With The Best Of Intentions...

Let's see how I go, hey?